The start of 2009 marks the start of yet another shit storm for me...work, projects, assignments, deadlines, $$$, crapz...haiz well very smooth sailing hahhz...
Enough bout that...here's sth i found recently on the net...kinda hmmm i can't imagine the feeling of shit gettin sucked out of my ass...here's the article

The Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) and external engineers are dedicating their time building the next-gen toilet for space exploration. Clean and easy to use, this wearable personal toilet is similar to a diaper and worn at all times.
How does it work? A sensor activated automatic rear mounted suction (pump?!?!?) unit sucks the XXX out of your XXX... Once your business done, an automatic washer and dryer leaves your skin smooth and clean.